mashed in maryland 5:11 Fri Sep 24
Worst songs/chants
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Hull - mauled by the tigers (obvious choice... still can't believe its real)
Coventry - always sing together (dunno why just winds me up)
That Palace one. Fucking horrendous.
And that one that goes "and its (team name x2)... we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen".
Discuss
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mashed in maryland
3:06 Wed Sep 29
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Re the reeeally sloooow spurs version of when the saints go marching in, here's a thread from one of their forums where someone's complaining about Southampton claiming it
https://www.glory-glory.co.uk/community/threads/oh-when-the-spurs-go-marching-in.1899/
What a bunch of utter wankers
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Lato
2:40 Wed Sep 29
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ooh Balotelli he's a striker and good at darts.
wtf
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bigfrank
1:05 Tue Sep 28
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Masuaku one definately. Cresswell magic hat. We used to be really witty with our chants, what happened?
Anyone remember the new cross train song 😂⚒
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violator
8:47 Mon Sep 27
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I remember Luton away back in the 80s and they had...2468 who do we appreciate l,u,t,o,n... Luuuuuuton
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Timmy Breacker
8:45 Mon Sep 27
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I can't believe chitty bubbles is being mentioned in this thread.
Personally i detest the awful football renditions of achy breaky heart. Beggars belief that it has made a dreadful song even worse.
All of the sloop john b chants piss me off for their lack of originality too, every club seems to do it.
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stepney hammer
8:15 Mon Sep 27
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azel senior 2:42 Mon Sep 27
I think it's funny when they put on their northern accents for their songs.
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PwoperNaughtyButNot
8:06 Mon Sep 27
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Controversial as it may be, I’ve always found bubbles to be a bit rubbish but I still sing it.
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azel senior
2:42 Mon Sep 27
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Agree on the Palace one.
Anything sung by Man Utd fans, as I generally can't understand a word of it. Which is odd for obvious reasons.
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Side of Ham
2:06 Mon Sep 27
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bigst 3:17 Sun Sep 26
I always saw that as a piss take of a piss take Northern teams would use to the my fair lady line of "West Ham's warter don't taste like it oughta" and we'd do our best Dick Van Dyke Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang Bubbles.......was a laugh at the time on the terraces. Also remember being off my nut at a rave in the Astoria after getting back from an away game and they had a bubble machine and it went rather well with the beat and all of us being on a trip twice that day.
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147man
1:24 Mon Sep 27
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gph
I have a blurry memory of Jimmy Hill being on Nationwide (with Saw Lawley) and they were devising songs for Fulham, they then all wore scarfs and held rattles and sang the songs
Even at that young age I remember cringing to "We keep on beating all the teams, Down by the riverside"
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arsene york-hunt
12:20 Mon Sep 27
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GPH Arsenal wanted to use words for Land of Hope and Glory with words submitted by a fans competition, but the Elgar Society pulled the pliug on that due to copyright, so Jimmy Hill wrote the words Good old Arse...etc. To the tune of Rule Brittania.. Not exactly Oscar Hamerstein II or Cole Porter is it.
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gph
11:40 Mon Sep 27
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Didn't "The Big Match" have a competition to give Arsenal a song, as they didn't have one?
"Good Old Arsenal, we're proud to sing that name" was the winner, I think. Crap, and they didn't even choose it in-house.
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Tomshardware
11:01 Mon Sep 27
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And that one that goes "and its (team name x2)... we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen".
Always found it strange that Arsenal fans sing this generic song as their main chant. Odd that they never use 'Gunners' in their chants as it's a decent nickname.
Spurs 'Marching in' chant has to be one of the worst going.
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smartypants
3:30 Sun Sep 26
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I always want the ground to swallow me up when that chitty bang bang song starts up
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bigst
3:17 Sun Sep 26
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Bubbles to chitty chitty bang bang...cringeworthy
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stepney hammer
3:10 Sun Sep 26
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Anything that has 'One, two, three, four' as part of the lyrics.
Like Arthur's song or the new one for Fornals.
Don't know why, just think it sounds shit.
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Eastside surge
2:40 Sun Sep 26
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Newcastle fans to Leeds recently " he fingered your mum he fingered your mum "Jimmy Saville he fingered your mum "
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Cheezey Bell-End
1:10 Sun Sep 26
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Anything Man Utd sing is invariably monotonous and witless.
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munkyfunk
2:16 Sun Sep 26
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Had many beers in the beulah spa back in the early 90s chim.
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Mace66
1:36 Sun Sep 26
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Ohhh Anthony Joshua …
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Helmut Shown
12:18 Sun Sep 26
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U-S-A......U-S-A
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